This is super important
Raising Dave, by Norhuu on tumblr.
this is the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen, and I just had to show my friends.
I have accomplished what I’ve been waiting to do :)
Then Bro started Smutpets and got billions of dollars.
And life was pretty hella.
What I want to know is whAT THE FUCK HE DOES WITH ALL THAT MONEY
WHY DOES HE CHOOSE TO LIVE IN A SHITTY APARTMENT
WHAT DOES HE DO WITH FUCKING BILLIONS OF DOLLARS
DOES HE JUST BATHE IN WHATEVER HE DOESNT SPEND ON SHITTY SWORDS AND TURN TABLES
im allergic to penicillin
this is me every time i go to the doctor.
she forgets everytime.gotta love your nurses, people.
I think there’s a Facebook group that made t-shirts along the lines of “Be kind to nurses. They keep doctors from killing you.” My mom was a nurse for over 40 years.
i hate spotify ads because i listen to playlists in the shower a lot and there is nothing more startling than being completely naked and suddenly hearing lebron james say “i’ll tell you what makes me thirsty”
me: hey accept me into your school
college: whats ur gpa
college: youre in
it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it
It turns out there’s a man out there stealing Black women’s purses and then killing the Black women (whether they give up their purse or not).
Spread the word. Be Safe.
Gonna keep reblogging this, who’s ever is doing this is ruthless. He’s already killed four people. Be safe out there.
This brick looks like it’s contemplating where its life went wrong…
I drive past this thing every day on my way to work and today I just whispered “you’re internet famous now, little buddy” while I was waiting at the light
Bumble bee & honeysuckle at our allotment