Why Hello!

celeritious:

you all deserve someone who isn’t embarrassed to love you and tells all their friends about you and saves your selfies, whether they’re good or bad to look at when they miss you and loses sleep to talk to you and tells you how much they love you all the time and i really hope all of you find that one day because you all deserved to be loved

happiest:

them nights when you wish someone was just laid next to you cuddling you or just fucking the shit out of you

like50breadsticks:

I don’t know why I expected that to end any differently.

challengerapproaching:

Pic of the Day for August 1st!  Woah, now THIS is interesting!

coca-koala:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:


sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey



fifty shades of awful



JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

chasexjackson:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

sparseparsley:

swing-set-in-december:

regular-lord-joesus:

kummersaurus:

crying because 50 shades of grey

image

fifty shades of awful

image

JUST SAY IT

50 Shades is a lot more interesting if you convince yourself that “there” means “my feet”

Everyone has a 2 AM and a 2 PM personality.
(via stability)

nippled:

no mom, I can’t make my bed, I’m too busy being a wicked cool bad ass rebel punk also can you make me a grilled cheese

fakedick:

Hey, if you accidentally call a guy “daddy” in conversation, just save yourself by adding “-o” to the end and slick your hair back like a 1950’s greaser. And throw on your sick-ass leather jacket

Your thirst is hidden and now you’re the coolest dude in school

mausspace:

fuck summer i want it to be dark and misty and frigid and october

thisiselliz:

*A pretty girl follows me* Don’t fuck this up bruh

Hey so IF we have a MUTUAL follow goin on, feel free to ask for my 

  • cellular number
  • snapchat
  • twitter
  • kik
  • skype
  • email
  • facetime
  • first born

you know, anything you want